In response to the boring interview question "tell us your greatest strength and your greatest weakness" I have a new prepared answer:
My greatest strength and my greatest weakness are the same thing. I just simply do not have a poker face when it comes to me dealing with people.
I am painfully effusive when I hold someone in high regard so much so that I seem to be crawling. But also, if I don't respect what I see I find that hard to hide.
The greatest apparent insult seems to come when I have previously thought somebody was good but then recognise that they're not really that good.
I assure you if I go missing or start challenging you it's not personal - it's just that I can't hide what I'm thinking. I have found that the greatest existential pain I've ever felt is where I'm not being true to myself.
I have at least a half a dozen people right at the moment who are saying "Cullen went from nice guy to asshole in a split second."
Sorry about that. But the truth is I always was just an arsehole.